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*A Night Out*
A man is dining in a fancy
restaurant and there is a gorgeous brunette sitting at the next table. He
has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk
with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye flies out of its socket
towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and
hands it back. "Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye
back in place "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the
theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest
dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she
asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for
breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. Next morning, she cooks a
gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! Everything had
been SO incredible! "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are
you this nice to every guy you meet? " "No," she replies. . . "You just
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Owenbrook Ladies Golf 2007,
Robby
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A Night Out Click on picture for larger version |
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Our
season starts the last Thursday in May with a pot luck lunch at my
cottage. New and old members get aquatinted and we make plans for the
coming season. We golf the first Thursday in June and end the Thursday
before Thanksgiving. Names are mixed and drawn for teams as you don’t play
with the same person. We have been able to have a shotgun start so we are
done around the same time. We then enjoy a social with coffee and muffins.
If you are on vacation you are welcome to join us as many times as
possible. During the season we have two best ball tournaments with a pot
luck meal. The first one in July and the last one in September. This is
for families and anyone who wants to join us. Our youngest player was
seven and our oldest eighty four. If you would like to join us please call
me at 656-9558 or Elaine Reddick at 656-4219.