Apsley Voice - Page 8

**Classified Ads, Church News & The Apsley Bard**
CLASSIFIED AD SECTION *If you would like to advertise in this section, please call 656-1591. $5.00 for a ten word advertisement.* Thanks ... ... to the person who found part of our missing dock and tied it to its original spot. Fran Halstead For Sale 5000 W-Generator $675, 6 passenger zodiac $1,875, Mercury 10 HP Outboard $1,500, Band Saw & Blades $225, Scroll Saw $50, Air Pump $25, Drill Press $70, 2 Wood Stoves $65. & $275, Kenmore Fridge $175. Moffat Fridge $30, Mission House Lasswade Rd. & Crowe River (705) 760-0654 Looking for riders for May 2006 trip to the west coast. Everything is flexible. Contact David James at 656-9535 or jacklake@globalserve.net Announcements Two Thankses Lisa, Gary, Max, Todd C, Fred, Fiona K, June C, Dr. K Mohar, Keith H, Peggy D - Thx to all of you for your care & attention on 16-July when I had an accident on my bike @ the 620 / 504 intersection, just N of Apsley. Two broken bones, some stitches in my arms, & some scrapes, cuts & bruises, I’m doing fine. Ev Also, thanks to Melissa, Gary, Ike, two other firefighters, & Chandos Lake neighbours King & Cathy and Al – for your instant response & offer of help on July 26'th when the tree mistakenly landed on the hydro lines behind our cottage. Enough excitement for this vacation - don’t worry - our vacation at the cottage is over, we’re heading home! Ev & Bill Rasberry The Burleigh Road Historical Society is preparing a book, "Up The Burleigh Road", and is calling for the public to provide photos or information. Please contact Jean Henninge (henninge@pipcom.com) or Mary Jean Metrow (656-4601), or leave the information at the Apsley Library during library hours.	CHURCH NEWS St. George's Anglican Church Burleigh Street, Apsley The Reverend Peter Bishop Phone 652-8302 Sunday Service 11:00 a.m See story below about our 130'th anniversary. Baptist Church Hwy 28, Woodview Sunday @ 10:30 AM Rev Paul Caldwell 652-9401 St. Mary’s Roman Catholic Clydesdale Rd. 8:30 a.m. Confessions 9:00 a.m. Holy Mass Father Joachim O. Nnanna is the new Pastor of St. Mary's Roman Catholic Church. Father Joachim is also the Pastor for Our Lady of Lourds (Cardiff) and St. John Vianney in Highland Grove. St. Mary’s Phone Number is 613-339-2852 Trinity United Church Service at 11.30 am with Rev. Don Green. August 15th was the start of Trinity United Church's annual Vacation Bible School. This year's program was under the direction of Del and Judith Manary. About 20 boys and girls registered. Since frogs were the theme, all the crafts, games, and activities involved frogs. Rev. Don Green told stories such as Daniel and the Lion's Den. He related these to Daniel's reliance on God to save him. He explained the meaning of F.R.O.G. (Fully Rely On God). Frog cookies, frog bean bags, frog tool boxes as well as outdoor frog games were enjoyed by all. Some of the children attended other VBS in the past. This children's VBS is very special to Trinity United. P.S. We hope to capture any loose frogs before Sunday's service Local children attend Trinity Church Vacation Bible School St Stephen's Anglican Church Hwy 620 and West Bay Road The Rev Peter Bishop 652-8302 Sundays 9.30 a.m. until Thanksgiving Sunday when we have our special Harvest Festival. Also Christmas Service Sunday December 18th 9.30 am. Chandos Lake Chapel-in-the-Woods An outdoor, interdenominational Chapel Service held each Sunday at 10:00 a.m. from July 3rd to September 4th, "weather permitting". Located at 545 Renwick Rd. (Lake Lot #896). Everyone is welcome! Call 656-4616 for more information. This is the coolest church ever! Apsley Community Chapel Regular Service Sunday 10:30 a.m. & 7:00 p.m. Wednesday 7:00 p.m. All ladies are invited to join the Apsley Community Chapel ladies on the 2nd Tues. of each month at 7:30 p.m. for Bible teaching and fellowship. Please call 656-1510 or 656-4506 for location. The first Wed. evening of each month a prophecy video on End Times is shown.

CLASSIFIED AD SECTION

Thanks ...
... to the person who found part of our missing
dock and tied it to its original spot.

Fran Halstead

For Sale
5000 W-Generator $675, 6 passenger zodiac $1,875, Mercury 10 HP Outboard $1,500,
Band Saw & Blades $225, Scroll Saw $50,
Air Pump $25, Drill Press $70,
2 Wood Stoves $65. & $275,
Kenmore Fridge $175.
Moffat Fridge $30,
Mission House Lasswade Rd. & Crowe River
(705) 760-0654

Looking for riders for May 2006 trip to the west coast. Everything is flexible. Contact David James at 656-9535 or jacklake@globalserve.net

Announcements

Two Thankses

Lisa, Gary, Max, Todd C, Fred, Fiona K, June C, Dr. K Mohar, Keith H, Peggy D - Thx to all of you for your care & attention on 16-July when I had an accident on my bike @ the 620 / 504 intersection, just N of Apsley. Two broken bones, some stitches in my arms, & some scrapes, cuts & bruises, I’m doing fine. Ev

Also, thanks to Melissa, Gary, Ike, two other firefighters, & Chandos Lake neighbours King & Cathy and Al – for your instant response & offer of help on July 26'th when the tree mistakenly landed on the hydro lines behind our cottage. Enough excitement for this vacation - don’t worry - our vacation at the cottage is over, we’re heading home! Ev & Bill Rasberry

Local children attend Trinity Church Vacation Bible School

St George's 130'^th Anniversary

St. George’s Anglican Church established 1875

The Apsley Bard

Rock and Roll Heaven
The Dream of Rockin' Ronnie Hawkins

Last night while I was sleeping I had a friggin' fright
The Big Rocker came up to my bed and said in dark of night "I need a rockabilly soul", He said, "for us to really rock And my sidemen they all tell me I gotta get The Hawk"

I got Jimi as lead axe-man, and George H. is playin' bass
Jerry Lee is pounding keyboard, a-tearin' up the place
I've got my eye on Ringo, these guys will really rock,
When they gets themselves a front man, an' they all ask for The Hawk

(chorus)
I got the makings of a band, no angels need to play
They rock and they roll nightly on the Milk and Whiskey Way
The Big Rocker is your agent, ticket sales by the block
But we won't get on the bus, man, not without the Hawk.

I know I sent an invite, Hawk, a little premature,
I was offerin' you a contract, but not if you weren't sure
I'll wait to get the right guy, till your earthly gig is done
Cuz Ronnie's got the heart and pipes, to catch us one long run

(chorus)
I've got myself a heavenly band, no angels asked to play
They rock and they roll nightly on the old Wild Turkey Way
The Big Rocker is your agent, the big time is a lock
But He won't get on the airplane, not without the Hawk.

So when you are really ready, when you've belted your show stopper
Come up and join King Elvis, with Buddy and the Bopper
But down there in the meantime, I'm asking where you'll go
As you ask the crowd where 'ere you play. Watcha doin' after the last show?

Hawk says he isn't comin', Not yet.
(sung to "shave and a haircut")